- Gave our place in line to another party.
- Served my wife a lime soda instead of ginger.
- Brought us our appetizer almost simultaneously with the main course.
- Served me meatloaf instead of meatless meatloaf.
- Undercooked my wife’s chicken.
- Never brought my wife the side of okra she ordered.
It was a tasty meatloaf, but still, that’s a pretty impressive record of error for a single meal.