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Time: Is It Time to Invade Burma?
Because the invasion of Iraq and the response to Katrina both went so well.
Return to Dark Castle
I’m not sure which is more impressive: that they made another sequel to a brutally hard 1986 game, or that they persevered for twelve years in making it. That’s even longer than The Fool and His Money, Half-Life 2, or Duke Nukem Wait Forever
Forgotten Atari Games
I didn’t have Magna Carta or Wild and Groovy Moon Combat, but they sound better than some of the real games.
Microsoft to Shut Down MSN Music DRM Server
Translation: the music you “bought” from MSN Music will go bye-bye when your current computer dies.
Winter in Sea
A Carissa’s Wierd rarity, from a 1999 live set!
Totally Real Number Fields
Studied by mathematicians who get defensive whenever anyone accuses them of making it all up.
Fafblog is Back!
New art, too, which suggests that this is for reals, and not an April 1 joke.
m0serious, the SEO Rapper
Dropping rhymes about keyword selection and tuning ad text.
Find the Fallacy
28 May 2003
R IS FOR REVENUE Theatres didn't seem to try awfully hard to thwart unaccompanied teens under 17, who theoretically shouldn't have been able to enter the Matrix without a parent or guardian. Revealed one underage patron at a 'plex in Greenburgh, N.Y., "We can pretend we're seeing Daddy Day Care and sneak in."
Republicans, French Republicans
25 May 2003
In 1792 and 1793, respectively, France declared itself a republic and executed Louis XVI. It was, in popular imagination, the most democratic act in the history of the world; France was committed to liberty and the will of the people in a way that no other nation was. The mood of the country, and especially of the dominant faction in its government, was strongly patriotic. France, after all, was showing the rest of the world how a country should be run.
The new republic was also highly paranoid; it feared that hostile emigres were plotting to sow disorder in France and overthrow the new government. In 1792 and 1793, France declared war on Prussia, Austria, Russia, England, Spain, and various minor German principalities; it invaded Belgium, the Netherlands, Savoy, and Avignon.
French armies entered these newly-conquered territories with promises of liberation from tyranical monarchs and almost immediately instituted elections whose expected outcomes were made quite clear. France was engaged on a grand project of remaking Europe in its own image, replacing kings and emperors with citizens and assemblies.
History had other ideas. In the face of near-universal opposition from the other world powers, a few notable defeats on the battlefield, and a severe economic crisis, the French turned on themselves with a vengeance. In the Terror of 1793 and 1794, the ruling Jacobins used the machinery of government to suppress dissent and execute their enemies. Even after their fall, France's troubles were hardly over--it spent most of the next two decades at war, three-quarters of that under the control of a military dictator.
It's all highly sobering.
In Dreams Begin Impossibilities
23 May 2003
The night after the explosion, I had a dream about being in a class with a notoriously tough professor. He gave us a five-minute break in the middle to get something to eat. I looked very hard, but could only find some very sticky gummy candy and was a bit late getting back. He called on me, cold, but I was still chewing, so I asked (how?) him to please pass over me and call on me in a minute.
Uncharacteristically, he did so. A minute later, he came back to me and started asking me questions about "indivisible planetary hagues."
I Am Fine
21 May 2003
I am fine, and so are my friends, in the extremely limited sense of "fine" that matters at moments like this.
A few hours ago, a lot of us were sick with stress from exams. A few hours from now, we'll be sick with stress from having our school nearly blow up.
But for now, we are unharmed, safe, and in contact with our families and with each other.
We are fine.
The Victims of Stories
19 May 2003
We are all the victims of stories in one way or another, even if we are not in them, even if we are not born yet.
If You Know Where to Look
18 May 2003
What's perhaps scarier is that I was able to find each within a couple minutes of searching. The first is from Fear and Trembling, about two-thirds of the way through the Preliminary Expectoration; the second is from Repetition, near to the end. It wasn't a rational process of working out how their ideas fit into the overall plan of the work. It was an intuitive sense of how far along in the book I was when I first came across them and they lodged themselves in my brain.
Have Not Grasped It
18 May 2003
That there are many who promptly have this category ready for every occasion, even when the oatmeal burns, simply proves that they have not grasped it.
Strange Thoughts
18 May 2003
[A] soldier standing alone with a loaded rifle at his post near a powder magazine on a stormy night thinks strange thoughts . . . .
Dual Careers
14 May 2003
. . . an advertising copywriter. No, worse. A direct-marketing copywriter, one determined to show the rest of the world how to close deals with perfect phrasing. He conducts seminars in word choice that make Glengarry Glen Ross seem low-pressure. As he explains on his web site, "Every word is a weapon."
Perhaps he's not so far from his first career, after all.
It's Against the Law to Frown on Capitol Hill
14 May 2003
That's my home; that's where I belong.
Black Thoughts
9 May 2003
I'm not in shape to write much original content, partly out of my annual case of the bleaks, but also because I need to crank out multiple papers in the next couple of weeks. Perhaps a few choice quotations will do instead.
We are separated from death by the span of only four fingers, those of us at sea.
- Sheri Holman
Have I mentioned that I expect death around every turn, that every blue sky has a safe sailing out of it, that every bus runs me over, that every low mean syllable uttered in my direction seems to intimate the violence of murder, that every family seems like an opportunity for ruin and every marriage a ceremony into which calamity will fall and hearts will be broken and lives destroyed and people branded by the mortifications of love? Is it all right if I ask you all of this?
- Rick Moody
It was all lies, excuses, please believe me that I know full well how hollow this all must sound. But please believe me also when I say that once I have been told how the trick is done, I am not easily fooled the second time. I saw the possibilities, I did. But the fact was and the fact remains that I was tired, grotesquely tired, tired, and nothing more. Nothing more.
- Me (from an unpublished story, online in an earlier version)
If only I could lift myself up
like a cup or bowl and be emptied.
Poured out into the grasses, undrunk.
If only I could loosen myself from myself. The dead weight
of the body, of grief, forgotten.
Or loosed, blown by the wind.
- Hyejung Kook
She already knows what the conversation will be
This happens again and again.
- Nerissa Nields
Being able to articulate what the problem is won't make it go away.
What's Wrong with This Sentence?
9 May 2003
Does American exceptionalism extend even to punctuation?
Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa
8 May 2003
Not happy about this, no sir.
The Dead Never Sleep
3 May 2003
It's probably best not to reflect too closely on the implications.