I Didn’t Think It Was That Cramped

Andy Battaglia et al., The [Onion] A.V. Club’s Preposterously Specific New York Gift Ideas (Dec. 4, 2008):

If part of the season’s true meaning stems from gaining an appreciation for one’s own good fortune, than what better gift than a guided tour of the Lower East Side Tenement Museum, a building restored to the cramped mid-19th-century conditions that once played home to nearly 7,000 immigrant families.