What do we do at the ranch for fun on a Saturday night? We write Perl programs, that’s what we do!
It’s not pretty. It’s not idiomatic. But it works. And that’s a wonderful, glorious feeling. I do so much of my work with legal code these days that it’s a great relief to know I’ve still got some programming chops, too. Flabby and addlepated chops, yes, but chops they remain.