Blue Bunny, I Hear You

And if I see you, it will not go well for you. The frightful keen of your jingle-jangle bingle-bongle Turkey in the Straw has the power to freeze a man’s soul, freeze it like the dread frozen treats in you truck.

I do hope that someday the Mister Softee and the Blue Bunny trucks will encounter each other. They must be mortal enemies, and the showdown ought to be quite a sight.