Artisanal Blog Post


What nouns would be most ridiculous if preceded by “artisanal?” Some ideas:

  • Battleship
  • Sputum
  • Laptop
  • Greed
  • Manhole cover
  • Nation-state
  • In-law
  • Kitty litter
  • Wax lips
  • MBA program
  • Epistemology
  • Cesium
  • Senator

  • Rotisserie
  • Qualia
  • Coagulation

  • sump pump
  • defibrillator
  • code