Dear Joel Landsman


Please call Lord and Taylor. They’ve been quite insistent about their desire to get in touch with you.

And oh—when you reach them, please tell them to stop calling me.


Thanks!

(On a serious note- a similar situation happened to me at my last apartment. It wasn’t LaT, but a business was calling every day at 3:30 asking for someone who did not, in fact, live in my apartment. Every day I told them “That person doesn’t live here,” to no success. Eventually, I moved. That ended my dealings with that particular problem.)

Joel Landsman Samael