Spam these days seems to be the province of sleazy phishing scams and full-time operations pushing the same damn products, again and again and again. eBay, pharmaceuticals, OEM software, PayPal, pharmaceuticals, online diplomas, Washington Mutual, eBay, pharmaceuticals, small-cap stocks, pharmaceuticals, mortgage refinancing, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceuticals, and more pharmaceuticals.
Then, every so often, I get an email that restores my faith in spam, that somewhere out there there are still poor deluded saps willing to do a one-off mailing in the belief that someone out there is genuinely interested. Thus, today:
RE:- PROFESSIONAL HAIRDRESSERS RAZOR EDGE SCISSORS & SHEARS ALL SORTS.
YOUR VALUED ENQUIRY HAVE BEEN PROCURED FROM THE RELIABLE SUPPLIERS DIRECTORY OF THE ABOVE ITEMS.
WE ARE PROFESSIONAL MANUFACTURERS CUM EXPORTERS OF THE TOP QUALITY HAIRDRESSERS RAZOR EDGE SCISSORS / SHEARS, RAZORS AND HAIRDRESSERS ACCESSORIES PRODUCING FROM SUPERB RAW MATERIALS BY AUTOMATIC MACHINES UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF EXPERT STAFF ACCORDING TO INTERNATIONAL STANDARD AND SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS OF OUR BUYERS.
KINDLY LET US KNOW YOUR VALUED SPECIFIC REQUIREMENTS WITH OWN MASTER SAMPLES / ILLUSTRATIONS TO DISPLAY A FEW SAMPLES AND BEST CALCULATED PRICES FOR YOUR FINAL OBSERVATION, APPROVAL AND VALUED LONG LASTING REGULAR BUSINESS.
AWAITING YOUR INITIAL ORDER IN EARLY FAVOURABLE RESPONSE ON THE MATTER WITH SAME AND OBLIGE.
Uh huh. Check. Bulk scissors exports. Got it.