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Sometimes, They Just Write Themselves

August 12, 2004 at 1:47 AM

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The New York Times is reporting that Toys ‘R’ Us Says It May Leave the Toy Business. The snappy comebacks are just too easy.

  • Oh, you must have them confused with Toys ‘Backwards-R’ Us. Toys ‘Regular-R’ Us is just a hack imitator, and no wonder it’s failing.
  • Toys ‘Wuz’ Us.
  • If they both are and are not toys, then that’s a contradiction, so the system is inconsistent and all statements are provable, including the one that all prices are 99% off. Yay!

And many many others in the same vein.

The Official Laboratorium Jellyfish

Appearances

October 6: American University Colloquium on Scholarly Communication

Media

December 3: The Nuances of Threats on Facebook (New Yorker)

December 2: A record label says a Cox customer shared illegal files 54,489 times. Is Cox liable? (Vox)

Nov. 24: In Social-Media Era, When Is Free Speech Illegal? (Wall Street Journal)

October 24: Reversal of Fortunes: What a Recent Appeals Court Ruling Holds for Academic Fair Use (Publishers Weekly)

September 25: Facebook, OkCupid research raises new ethical questions in use of ‘big data’ (Baltimore Sun)

Papers

Three letters about the Facebook emotional manipulation study

Brief of 36 Intellectual Property and Copyright Law Professors as Amicus Curiae, ABC v. Aereo (Supreme Court)

The Cancer of the Internet, Jotwell

What to Do About Google?, Comm. of the ACM, Sept. 2013, at 28

Internet Law: Cases and Problems (3rd ed. 2013)