Three Ways of Looking at a Drive-Thru Tree

  • I’m disappointed that there’s more than one.
  • It’s something of a rip-off not to mention the admission fee until you’re already in line at the gatehouse with cars both in front of and behind you.
  • A good test for whether your car is too big is whether it can fit through a tree. The SUV in front of us couldn’t, and it was glorious to behold.