Uncle Sam’s Ass

So I saw this picture of a carnival float from Dusseldorf's Rose Monday parade. My thoughts:
  • I am not going to make fun of anti-European fervor in this country any more. We have nothing on the Dusseldorfians when it comes to fervor.
  • Why can't we have floats like this one in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade?
  • Germany has a street carnival season. Who knew?