The Door Test

There are two kinds of people in this world, and you can tell them apart by the way they enter or leave a class in session.

Some people close the door behind them quietly. On the day of the Rapture, these will be the people who are taken bodily up into Heaven.

And then there are the people who step away from the door without a second thought. Behind them, halway chatter flows in through the open door, until it shuts with a loud slam. The torments they will suffer in the afterlife cannot be numbered.