Where’s Hollywood When You Need It?

Long day. Brain fried. Need passive entertainment.

But this movie season, much like every other movie season in recent memory, performs sex acts on farm animals. What few moviegoing pleasures this season might offer are not available in this hick burg. The nearest showing of Spirited Away is 35 miles from here; the nearest showings of Heaven and Das Experiment are 80 miles away.

Of course, not one of these movies is genuinely American. Where's the mindless amusement we're supposed to be so good at when you really need it?