Stuff I Won’t Drink


Spotted at the supermarket today: Moose Drool (a brown ale), and DNA (alcoholic spring water).

I am, on the other hand, hoping that someone picks up on the marketing possibilites inherent in a line of Harry Potter-branded microbrews. Harry Porter, of course, plus Hagrid Stout, Dumbledore's Stumble-Beer, Weasley Wheat, Hogwarts' Finest, Nearly Headless Nick, Polyjuice Potion, Sirius Bock . . . the possibilities go on and on.

There is plenty of stuff I will drink, It just takes the right environment to get me going, to get me to open up and start spilling out those secret thoughts. 16'12'00