What was I thinking? I left Thinking Inside the Box out when I updated the rants page yesterday. How could I possibly have been pulling together my writings on categorization while leaving out the one legitimately funny thing I wrote on the subject?
Answer: I was sick and barely mentally functional. Well, I'm better now, and able to think clearly, so I've fixed that mistake. Of course, the trigger for my recovery was my going out and laying in a serious supply of Kleenex and Sudafeds. I should have bought them a day earlier -- that way I'd have gotten better a day earlier, too.