Underwater Excess

Nieman Marcus is offering a 118-foot luxury submarine. Please, please, tell me that this a joke (that low, low price of $0.00 gives me some hope). By way of comparison, the drug-smuggling sub being built in the Colombian Andes was only 100 feet (although it probably wasn't going to be used for transatlantic crossings, the way the Nieman Marcus sub can be).