The Shame of Software

I'm walking along, talking to myself out loud about the lack of support in our infrastructure for a callback method at the point where I could really use one. He's standing there, a bit off the sidewalk, peeing into a bush. We're equally startled to realize we're not alone; we're equally apologetic.

Apparently, this is what it means to be in software: one becomes the social equivalent of a public urinator.