Not Sleep. Sleeeeeeep

You know those stories of how mothers can get these amazing bursts of super-strength that let them lift cars the cars their children are pinned under? I keep having those moments, in miniature form, at work. If this madness with the checkin queue goes on much longer, I'll probably wind up writing a complete e-commerce solution with custom-built hardware-accelerated transaction support or something like that while waiting for my checkin to go through.