Two Great Tastes That, Uh

Apparently (according to Harry Knowles, professional rumormonger, Jackie Chan is currently filming a movie called Accidental Spy (Hmmm, I wonder what it's about), being directed by Teddy Chan (see "SIFF Strikes Back!" below). Now, I'm a fan of both Chans' work, but I really need to say that I seriously hope everyone involved with the project has actually thought this through. The idea of Jackie Chan remote-control detonating an explosive in some other guy's tooth (Downtown Torpedoes) or having flashbacks to his youthful exposure to Cambodian genocide (Purple Storm) seems sorta iffy.