About a year ago, I wrote a morally questionable story. There can be no possible excuse for this story, except possibly that it invalidates several aesthetic theories by serving as a counterexample. I'm a bad person for having written it, and it's successfully proven that everyone who's read it (so far) is also a bad person. Are you a bad person? Read the story and find out. If you can then read this recent news without smiling, then you are not a bad person.