What do Tiger Woods, YOU and Donald Trump Have in Common?


They’re three people who have never been in my kitch—

No, actually, according to this spam I just got, the three of us—plus some other losers like Bill Gates and Meg Whitman—are somehow united by our TQ, which has something to do with “full spectrum management” and um, yeah, I don’t really follow the rest of it.

At least the unintentional Cheers reference got me to open the email.